Can anyone promise you forever? The only person who will, with absolute certainty, spend the rest of your life with you is yourself.

Howverytrue.

If you are reading this, go and study.

=(

What do you do with your old cell phones to keep them functioning properly?


Do what I do - use them as alarm clocks. But please take note, do not be like some dumbass who leaves his cell phone alarm on which ends up sounding in the midst of an exam.

I woke up at 8 today... to play squash.

Haha. My pathetic racket had been decomposing behind the cupboard, and when I took it out, I wondered when I had replaced my lime green grip with a grey one. So I dipped the whole grip into water, and like ligand-exchange taking place, the water turned black. I am so bored.

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At the squash courts...

Serve one... hit the tin.

Serve two... hit the tin.

Dun care. Kept serving. Hit the wall... landed before service line. Served again... Hit the line... "In or out ah?"

Consequently, the whole squash session was spent on doing bloody forehands and backhands, especially since we couldn't serve properly. Die lah. Cannot play squash, cannot play tennis, then play what?

*Rushes to grab a PS2 controller*

PLAY GAME!

Speaking of tennis, the coach Val and I hired earlier this year was a cheat. I think I learnt more stuffs during my PE lessons, so we fired him after three lessons and resumed what we should be doing - squash lor. I concluded it's better to play tennis on PS2, but HQ still hasn't returned me the game! Driven to exasperation with nothing new to play, I rushed to the game store and bought Resident Evil Outbreak File #2. And I am going to resume playing it now. This is so lame. Buh bye.

I am so bored, I am playing Final Fantasy X-2. I didn't finish the game the last time I played it, mainly because it kind of sucked. Gaming takes precedence over all other entertainment, and since the lecture notes don't seem any more enticing, the former shall be the only thing I'll do until... next Monday, during which I will die after receiving my results.

Mama banned me from using the computer because of her warped logic which states that staring at the screen will make one's illness worse, but I'm here anyway. =P to Mama.

Actually, I have nothing to blog about today. Haha. I am damn free. Unlike SOME people who still have to MUG for BIO! =D

And for the same "some people", you have to pay me royalties before you can post my pictures on your blog. Otherwise it will be known as copyright infringement and I will not hesitate to let you earn a date with Erin from The Apprentice where she will sue the fugly pants/skirt/whatever's-underneath off you! If all else fails, she just might strangle you with her Chanel handbag or ram her pink Chanel suitcase into your fat legs.

You have been warned.

I requested for an iPod Mini from my sis for my birthday. Fortunately I got the K750i instead. Why? The iPod nano is now out in the market! WEETS!

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Start saving people!

I am so blessed to have friends who remember my birthday, even though it is currently the prelims period. Thanks guys! You know I can't live without you. Now now, wipe that tear away from your eyes. =)

I had TWO dates today. Group dates to be exact. Heh. First was with the mugging group.

Chocolate cake + Coffee flavoured milk = Laosai
Haha kidding lah. They were so nice to buy those stuffs. Thanks alot! We will mug until we get our As. Hoho! What was even better was this:




Sweet.

The second date was with the usual people.


Ice cream mooncake from Swenson's


Weets!

It wasn't over when I reached home. I signed in to MSN and people started wishing me once again. Was especially glad to receive from a special few. I felt like a bastard when Jackyln so nicely messaged me on my other non-existant number. She actually remembered my birthday when I barely remembered hers. Some friend I am, eh? We chatted late into the night, pertaining to subjects that matter so much to us both. I was glad she still regarded me as a friend. Mama had to spoil my day by reminding me I still had my phy-sicks prelims on Monday. Thanks alot ah.

Yikes. I'm gonna fail phy-sicks. DUNCH CARE!

Taking a break from all the mugging...

Here's an IQ question: What special occasion is on tomorrow?

If you can answer that, then you are NORMAL! If you can't, follow these simple steps:

1. Ask someone what an index finger is.
2. Raise your index finger.
3. Ask someone what a nose is.
4. Point your index finger at your nose with a distance of about 10 cm in between. (You may want to use a ruler since it is expected that you can't estimate.)
5. Run to the nearest person.
6. Say these words slowly and carefully

Oh my. I think this special occasion will be dedicated to mugging physics. Adios.

NB: If you still find the aforementioned instructions a chore to follow, here's an even easier one - see that screen you are staring at now? YES THIS SCREEN DAMMIT! Wait for someone to pass behind you, then ask politely, "Hello bloody $#@!*&! Do you mind shoving my dense head hard into the screen?"

There. Mission accomplished. Give yourself a pat on the back.

I tell ya'll a secret...

Jingchong doesn't always study at home.

He invited me to study at AMK library, but due to the lack of tables, we proceeded to HQ's house. Yes I know I am damn smart. Just as we were so dilligently doing our own work, the ultimate jerk appeared. Everyone was like, "Oh EFF OFF!" He came in and began yammering on about his Gatsby clay which bore a striking resemblence to a benzene ring. Here's the proof:

You know, mugging wouldn't be productive if it wasn't complemented with some elements of fun. So, we decided to play tennis... on the PS2 lah. I was Andy Roddick for that short period of time, with all the killer aces and all. We played doubles, and we chose to play as females! Of course, I chose the CHIO + PRO Justine Henine-Hardenne, and the jerk chose the chio BUT unpro Anna Kournikova. As a result, WE LOST to the computer. All his fault lah.

And I learnt a very important lesson yesterday - never watch korean horror films. Period.

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

I'd rather be a knight designed to withstand the suicide-inducing mugging sessions.

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From a speech given by Bill Gates to a graduating class of seniors in a high school.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.