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Screw the previous entry.
I myself am counting down unknowingly. Gawd. How am I supposed to get through some 225 days doing things which I have absolutely no interest in (including slavery)? My life is at a standstill; I listen to the same tracks on my mp3 everyday, eat the same junk food every noon, play the same old DotA every night. Would someone get me a Playstation 3?
Due to such a humdrum existence, my voyeuristic self has begun to surface once again. Friendster and Facebook have become my new hobby, not forgetting scoops on Hollywood celebrities over at perezhilton and thesuperficial. Seriously, the latter is more of an innocuous humour site rather than a gossip one. An example:
A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.
"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."
Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!" And then Nicole Richie will say, "Oh my God, Paris, they can hear you." And then they'll laugh some more and Paris will laugh so hard she'll let out a little fart. And maybe a little poo will come out. Just a little. Because she's classy.
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This entry was posted by Kelvin, on
Monday, March 26, 2007.
