IQ test
Taking a break from all the mugging...
Here's an IQ question: What special occasion is on tomorrow?
If you can answer that, then you are NORMAL! If you can't, follow these simple steps:
1. Ask someone what an index finger is.
2. Raise your index finger.
3. Ask someone what a nose is.
4. Point your index finger at your nose with a distance of about 10 cm in between. (You may want to use a ruler since it is expected that you can't estimate.)
5. Run to the nearest person.
6. Say these words slowly and carefully
I... am... dumb.
Oh my. I think this special occasion will be dedicated to mugging physics. Adios.
NB: If you still find the aforementioned instructions a chore to follow, here's an even easier one - see that screen you are staring at now? YES THIS SCREEN DAMMIT! Wait for someone to pass behind you, then ask politely, "Hello bloody $#@!*&! Do you mind shoving my dense head hard into the screen?"
There. Mission accomplished. Give yourself a pat on the back.
This entry was posted by Kelvin, on
Friday, September 16, 2005.
