(Pardon the crudity - I had to make it rhyme.)

With my gaming tv still remaining unconscious, all I do daily is visit TuckerMax.com with hopes of having something to laugh at. (A word of caution: refrain from visiting Tucker unless you, like the author, have a pretty warped sense of humour.) Amusing myself nowadays seems more difficult than solving some stupid 3-D trigonometry. Going out isn't much of a solution, judging from the amount of cash being spent on a meal alone. I have, therefore, decided to stay home for the next one day. The $12 pocket money will remain intact that way, until Saturday when I'll be playing mahjong with my friends, and Sunday when I'll be catching HPatGOF for the second time (I caught it yesterday).

Speaking of the movie, it was wise not to have read the book before seeing it. It was entertaining, though not the best I've seen. I'm not going to spoil it for you, so catch it yourself and be either a) entertained like me or b) pissed like everyone else because I'm the only idiot who hasn't touched a single book of the HP series.

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You know, the elevator (or lift if you choose to call it) has got to be one of the greatest inventions ever. It prevents skinny sticks like me from having to burn fats in order to climb flights of stairs, which could otherwise very possibly turn me into a needle from a stick. That aside (in case some people might get jealous), we can also learn about things we never knew from the other passengers (is that what you call them?) in the elevator. Not necessarily useful ones though, but they definitely can be put to use someday. An example:

Passenger A: Why didn't Hello Kitty return people's greetings with a simple 'hello'?
Passenger B (friend of A): Dunno. Why?
A: Because Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth.
Rest of the passengers: *giggle giggle*

A: Why didn't Doraemon respond when someone called him from behind?
B: *remains silent*
A: Because Doraemon doesn't have a ear.
Rotp: *giggle giggle*

A: One more. What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
B: *doesn't feel like answering*
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
Rotp: *faint*

How cool would it be to meet such species everyday, eh?

This entry was posted by Kelvin, on Thursday, November 24, 2005.